"Um...I don't care this much about you!" ---"Sorry, I take that back! Don't hurt me."
"Yea but you didn't like him anyway....?"
"I know, but I do like to complain a whole lot..."
Yea, that friend.
**Fast forward a few years to the Re-Cap: Exactly 1 year after I wrote this, I had just given birth to a 10 pound chunk-a-lunk baby via home water birth. So I have more to add to my back pain woes because this chunky monkey is HEEEAVVVVVVY to carry around!! When you start out a 10 pounder...you just get bigger! Funny how that works.